A Banjo Player, a Harmonica Player, a Bagpipe Player, and an Accordion Player Walk Into a Bar… It sounds like the setup to a bad joke—and maybe it is—but what happens next depends on who’s buying the first round. The banjo player, of course, orders a Pabst Blue Ribbon because irony is a musical virtue. […]
This just in from the folks who brought you government shutdowns, legislative obstruction, tariffs, and world chaos: “Some people that got COVID shots also got cancer.” Next up from the Department of Things That Sound Scary But Mean Absolutely Nothing: Meanwhile, back in the boring world of science and logic, researchers continue to confirm the
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Some day, in a galaxy far far away, someone or something will discover my blog, read it, and comment something like “Holy shit, whoever wrote this fucking thing is a god damn genius! This is the most outstanding answer I have ever heard. He must have a goddamn I.Q. of 160. He is goddamn gifted”
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In the interest of the advancement of human knowledge, I give you some further recommendations from the land of psychedelic memory aids, Grass and Goodness. First on the hit parade is a vape cartridge from Fenway. Very nice packaging and the recyclable pen itself is awesome. The oil’s taste is excellent. It does not taste
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I recently had the chance to try some samples from the dispensary that I work at part time. The place is called Grass and Goodness and is located in Schenectady NY. They have a wondrous selection of flower, prerolls, and edibles. I tried out Snnozzzier Berry Incredibles as a sleep and relaxation aid. If relaxation
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Hello and welcome to the dawn of complete and utter artificial ignorance. Now don’t get me wrong, I do believe that there is a reasonable chance that AI will be a tool for good and could Make the Internet Great Again TM. However a recent thought experiment by yours truly has led me to conclude
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