How do you know when a politician is lying? For that matter, how do you know when anyone is lying? The answer is – You don’t. The world is full of bull shit, and so am I. So there!
The Fart of the Seal stops the war that The Seal started, sends 300 billion to rebuild Iran, lets Iran sell oil again, defers nuclear discussions, and opens up the Strait that the fucking Seal caused to close in the first place WOW that’s way better than the detailed plan that Obama negotiated to halt […]
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I’m noticing a pattern that we’ll just call “The Mango Tango Paradox”. – Dopey Don creates a crisis – People go ape shit, stocks drop, economy tanks, moms cry, sisters die, and you pee your pants and it never will dry – Months go by of flip flopping between band aid fixes, backing out, MAGA
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Philosophical thought for the day comes from a galaxy far far away You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy
Hehehe look at all of those suck asses surrounding the Commander in Sleep. Quoting from the book “Fart of the Seal” chapter 3 verse 10 I’d kiss his ass on a boat, I’d tickle his balls with a goat I love the president with my soul, I yield to him my every hole.
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Listening to Wolf Blitzer’s heroic report of his time at the catastrophic Correspondence Dinner where he ate a delicious salad, lost a shoe, couldn’t find the bathroom, and got knocked to the ground by the very attractive and extremely jacked law enforcement. My mind drifts back to the very first days of Songdoggy.com, when I
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Listening to George W now giving his Eulogy for Dick. It’s strange now that I miss the kinder gentler age of those two guys versus the shit show we now endure. I cannot imagine a time in which I will look back fondly on the current group of satanic rascals we now have in charge,
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So tonight I gots to thinking about how I’ll be remembered when the end of my days has been reached. Just so happened that an episode of Two and a Half Men was streaming away on the tube, and this exact topic was being discussed. Alan was quoting the Talmud with words to the effect
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This just in from the folks who brought you government shutdowns, legislative obstruction, tariffs, and world chaos: “Some people that got COVID shots also got cancer.” Next up from the Department of Things That Sound Scary But Mean Absolutely Nothing: Meanwhile, back in the boring world of science and logic, researchers continue to confirm the
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Perusing the Bible this morning, I came across a proverb that hit me square between the eyes. You know how sometimes a verse just leaps off the page and won’t let you go? That was me with Proverbs 6:16–19: “There are six things the Lord hates, seven that are detestable to him: haughty eyes, a
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