My thoughts and insights on the fundamental nature of knowledge, reality, and existence.
Long ago in a place far far away on a dark and stormy night, there was a skinny tawny haired boy sitting in his room crying. No one knew why he was crying, but cry he did. And then without any advance notice, there appeared a bright light. Not the kind of typical bright light […]
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Just had my yearly with my personal physician. I was very concerned about my multitudinous aches, pains, and nighttime emissions, but he sez I am in perfect health and should just keep doing whatever I am doing. I have never held up my behavior as a model of good health practices, as there have been,
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A Banjo Player, a Harmonica Player, a Bagpipe Player, and an Accordion Player Walk Into a Bar… It sounds like the setup to a bad joke—and maybe it is—but what happens next depends on who’s buying the first round. The banjo player, of course, orders a Pabst Blue Ribbon because irony is a musical virtue.
Way back in 1975 I was just entering my senior year in high school when I heard the album Born to Run on a local college radio station named WRPI. I thought I had just discovered a new secret amazing musical act that no one else knew about. Turns out I wuz wrong. As time
So tonight I gots to thinking about how I’ll be remembered when the end of my days has been reached. Just so happened that an episode of Two and a Half Men was streaming away on the tube, and this exact topic was being discussed. Alan was quoting the Talmud with words to the effect
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What is a Douche Nozzle? It’s someone that sucks the fun and enjoyment out of every single event, activity, party, sporting event, and family get together. Everything is about what they believe to be the way things need to be in our world. From the hobbies you do and enjoy, health care, for women, women’s
This just in from the folks who brought you government shutdowns, legislative obstruction, tariffs, and world chaos: “Some people that got COVID shots also got cancer.” Next up from the Department of Things That Sound Scary But Mean Absolutely Nothing: Meanwhile, back in the boring world of science and logic, researchers continue to confirm the
BREAKING: Masters of Chaos Discover Startling New “Connection” Read More »
In a world that often celebrates wealth, luxury, and the pursuit of prosperity, it’s worth pausing to ask a deeper question: what does it mean to be “ultra-rich,” and could such wealth exist without someone else being “ultra-poor”? This isn’t just a question of economics—it’s a philosophical reckoning. The statement “There are no ultra-rich without
Philosophical Thought for the Day: There Are No Ultra-Rich Without the Ultra-Poor Read More »
Holy shit! They removed the old white cracker in the wheel chair from the Cracker Barrel logo. As an old white cracker, I am deeply offended. 🤣
Old White Crackers Read More »
You wanna know what serenity is like? Drive home and sit with your cat quietly on the couch after watching two grandsons for four hours while they fight over toys, squirt you with squirt guns, scream because I wouldn’t let them eat an entire bottle of gummy vitamins, continuously spew toy cars throughout the house,