The Fart of the Seal stops the war that The Seal started, sends 300 billion to rebuild Iran, lets Iran sell oil again, defers nuclear discussions, and opens up the Strait that the fucking Seal caused to close in the first place WOW that’s way better than the detailed plan that Obama negotiated to halt […]
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Philosophical thought for the day comes from Jerry Hall as she celebrates her 70th “Life is quite hard and short, you should have as much fun as you can.” Mick Jagger, always the contrarian, sez “You can’t always get what you want, but if you try sometimes, you might find, you get what you need”
I’m noticing a pattern that we’ll just call “The Mango Tango Paradox”. – Dopey Don creates a crisis – People go ape shit, stocks drop, economy tanks, moms cry, sisters die, and you pee your pants and it never will dry – Months go by of flip flopping between band aid fixes, backing out, MAGA
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Philosophical thought for the day I just realized after having the kids stay here overnight and getting no sleep, that we have experienced “gramnesia”. That’s where you forget what it was like to have kids. LOL
Philosophical thought for the day comes from a galaxy far far away You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy
Hehehe look at all of those suck asses surrounding the Commander in Sleep. Quoting from the book “Fart of the Seal” chapter 3 verse 10 I’d kiss his ass on a boat, I’d tickle his balls with a goat I love the president with my soul, I yield to him my every hole.
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Listening to Paul McCartney’s new album The Boys of Dungeon Lane, my mind drifts back to the iconic years of my young childhood growing up on Crescendoe Road in my little upstate New York hometown of Johnstown. I believe it was during 3rd grade that our family was uprooted and moved to 21 Crescendoe Road
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Philosophical thought for the day comes from some pair of depression era happy boys. You gotta ac-cent-tchu-ate the positiveE-lim-i-nate the negativeAnd latch on to the affirmativeDon’t mess with Mr. In-BetweenYou got to spread joy up to the maximumBring gloom down to the minimumHave faith, or pandemoniumLiable to walk upon the scene
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Back when I was a young lad, maybe 50+ years ago, I was a huge Kurt Vonnegut fan. I had read the majority of his novels at the time. You know, Cat’s Cradle, Breakfast of Champions, Sirens of Titan, Player Piano, yada yada yada. I’d often discuss the novels with Sarah Grabowski, one of my
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