Recently, my beloved cat, Bootsy Collins, had to be put down due to a long stream of ailments that I don’t care to list. The veterinarian and a technician came to my place and I held Bootsy while he was put to rest. I am still haunted by the imagined look of betrayal in his […]
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Just had my yearly with my personal physician. I was very concerned about my multitudinous aches, pains, and nighttime emissions, but he sez I am in perfect health and should just keep doing whatever I am doing. I have never held up my behavior as a model of good health practices, as there have been,
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Listening to George W now giving his Eulogy for Dick. It’s strange now that I miss the kinder gentler age of those two guys versus the shit show we now endure. I cannot imagine a time in which I will look back fondly on the current group of satanic rascals we now have in charge,
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A Banjo Player, a Harmonica Player, a Bagpipe Player, and an Accordion Player Walk Into a Bar… It sounds like the setup to a bad joke—and maybe it is—but what happens next depends on who’s buying the first round. The banjo player, of course, orders a Pabst Blue Ribbon because irony is a musical virtue.
Way back in 1975 I was just entering my senior year in high school when I heard the album Born to Run on a local college radio station named WRPI. I thought I had just discovered a new secret amazing musical act that no one else knew about. Turns out I wuz wrong. As time
So tonight I gots to thinking about how I’ll be remembered when the end of my days has been reached. Just so happened that an episode of Two and a Half Men was streaming away on the tube, and this exact topic was being discussed. Alan was quoting the Talmud with words to the effect
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What is a Douche Nozzle? It’s someone that sucks the fun and enjoyment out of every single event, activity, party, sporting event, and family get together. Everything is about what they believe to be the way things need to be in our world. From the hobbies you do and enjoy, health care, for women, women’s
Lemme tell ya about the time I was present at the dawn of a new fad. I know, I know, this all sounds very grandiose, but hear me out … this shit really went down. It all started during a high school health class round about 1974. There I sat listening to Miss Bouvee discuss
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Thinking today about all of the losses that occur as we age, retire, and slide into our final stages of life. Transitioning from childhood into adulthood is traumatic enough. We find new friends, but we lose old ones. We might go to college, in which case we leave still more school friends and family behind,
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This just in from the folks who brought you government shutdowns, legislative obstruction, tariffs, and world chaos: “Some people that got COVID shots also got cancer.” Next up from the Department of Things That Sound Scary But Mean Absolutely Nothing: Meanwhile, back in the boring world of science and logic, researchers continue to confirm the
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