I had a nightmare that I was DJT. In my dream, I was making a speech before a massive audience of adoring fans. I woke with a start and had to write it down before I forgot. My fellow Americans, I was wrong about the Reflecting Pool. It turns out it was just shoddy work […]
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Just read this article and I must comment upon it. But first an excerpt Dolphins appear to get high off pufferfish defense chemicals. According to The Smithsonian, pufferfish produce a potent defensive chemical, which they eject when threatened. In small enough doses, however, the toxin seems to induce “a trance-like state” in dolphins that come
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Truth be told, I am not a crook. My brief encounter with crookedness occurred when I was about eight years old. Thankfully, the benevolent powers that be did not send me off to reform school for my heinous crime. On the corner of Crescendoe Road and Perry Street, there was a marvelous little mom-and-pop butcher shop
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I’d like to present to y’all today, a completely cynical view of work and the workplace. It is definitely embraced by some, but I would like to say that I have in fact always believed that truly great leaders take the blame and pass on the credit. I’m just laying out an alternative viewpoint that
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i regularly golf with a group of older, extremely white, extraordinarily right leaning dudes. They regularly engage in mildly offensive (to me anyways) discussions about the intrusions of societal change into their entitled lilly white world. I mostly ignore these discussions, as I have adopted aspects of the “Let Them Theory” espoused by Mel Robbins.
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I keep seeing various yo-yos showing up on TED and YouTube with self applied titles of “Futurist”. Where does one go to get schooled in the Futuristic Arts? I want to attain such notoriety, but know not the path to enlightenment. After much contemplation regarding my habits and proclivities, a question comes to my mind
I would like to propose a new school of philosophy based upon ideas expressed in the 1994 comedy, Forrest Gump. Note that there was also a book by Winston Groom entitled Forrest Gump which I do intend to read some day, but being the simple lazy ass man that I am, I shall use the
It all started when I found a stack of my older sister’s 45 RPM records and 33 RPM albums. They were all vintage 60’s albums by a long list of artists that we have all become familiar with. There were albums by The Beatles, The Rolling Stones, and The Animals. Lots and lots of 45’s
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You probably all had at least one in your elementary school. A feller that was blessed with the most amazing and almost super human athletic abilities. There were a whole gaggel of these guys in my elementary school, but one stood out above all of the rest. We’ll just call him “Bif” – and I am sure
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I dunno why, but bats were greatly feared by every kid, and most adults. Probably one too many Dracula movies, or possibly it was that goofy Dark Shadows show that seemed to be all the rage at the time. Our greatest fear was that the bats would land in our hair and bite us, resulting
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