I would like to propose a new school of philosophy based upon ideas expressed in the 1994 comedy, Forrest Gump. Note that there was also a book by Winston Groom entitled Forrest Gump which I do intend to read some day, but being the simple lazy ass man that I am, I shall use the […]
I keep seeing various yo-yos showing up on TED and YouTube with self applied titles of “Futurist”. Where does one go to get schooled in the Futuristic Arts? I want to attain such notoriety, but know not the path to enlightenment. After much contemplation regarding my habits and proclivities, a question comes to my mind
I’d like to present to y’all today, a completely cynical view of work and the workplace. It is definitely embraced by some, but I would like to say that I have in fact always believed that truly great leaders take the blame and pass on the credit. I’m just laying out an alternative viewpoint that
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It all started when I found a stack of my older sister’s 45 RPM records and 33 RPM albums. They were all vintage 60’s albums by a long list of artists that we have all become familiar with. There were albums by The Beatles, The Rolling Stones, and The Animals. Lots and lots of 45’s
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You probably all had at least one in your elementary school. A feller that was blessed with the most amazing and almost super human athletic abilities. There were a whole gaggel of these guys in my elementary school, but one stood out above all of the rest. We’ll just call him “Bif” – and I am sure
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I dunno why, but bats were greatly feared by every kid, and most adults. Probably one too many Dracula movies, or possibly it was that goofy Dark Shadows show that seemed to be all the rage at the time. Our greatest fear was that the bats would land in our hair and bite us, resulting
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Everybody knows him … everybody loves him. Sno Cone Joe was a man with a white truck and a mission. He was the guy with the truck full o’ ice and sugary syrup that froze the brain of every kid from Perry Street to the Arterial. Since my interactions with him were pretty much on
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Firecrackers were THE most illegal and at the same time most sought after item in our neighborhood. The only drugs we knew of were aspirin and cod liver oil. No local hood was gonna ‘bust a cap in yo haid’ to steal your dope, they would much prefer to kick your ass and take your
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The Fart of the Seal stops the war that The Seal started, sends 300 billion to rebuild Iran, lets Iran sell oil again, defers nuclear discussions, and opens up the Strait that the fucking Seal caused to close in the first place WOW that’s way better than the detailed plan that Obama negotiated to halt
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Philosophical thought for the day comes from Jerry Hall as she celebrates her 70th “Life is quite hard and short, you should have as much fun as you can.” Mick Jagger, always the contrarian, sez “You can’t always get what you want, but if you try sometimes, you might find, you get what you need”