The Mango Tango Paradox

I’m noticing a pattern that we’ll just call “The Mango Tango Paradox”.

– Dopey Don creates a crisis

– People go ape shit, stocks drop, economy tanks, moms cry, sisters die, and you pee your pants and it never will dry

– Months go by of flip flopping between band aid fixes, backing out, MAGA outrage, and MAGA cheers

– The Dopey One pulls a half ass solution out of his ass with the help of his cabal of retarded sycophants 

– MAGA celebrates the genius move when we return to a state that is worse than we were in before Dopey created the crisis

I may be getting a Nobel Prize for my very stable genius analysis. More on that later.