Just had my yearly with my personal physician. I was very concerned about my multitudinous aches, pains, and nighttime emissions, but he sez I am in perfect health and should just keep doing whatever I am doing.
I have never held up my behavior as a model of good health practices, as there have been, and continue to be, a focused practice of testing the limits of the human ability to endure and tolerate and overcome. I won’t go into the details of the years that were spent carousing, playing in bands, smoking, drinking, and consuming mass quantities, but I can say that most of those that have known me for years would question how I continue to walk upright.
In any event I wish to celebrate the good news that I received with a rousing HUZZAH and a stiff glass of cabernet. And in the words of Elaine Bennes
“Here’s to those who wish us well, and those who don’t can go to hell.”
So let’s drink. 🥂
