My thoughts and insights on the fundamental nature of knowledge, reality, and existence.
Why are we all so focused on getting the hell out of here? Somehow we always believe that the grass is greener somewhere other than where we currently are. This thought is blathered about endlessly in songs both secular and religious. I feel I must express opinions on several such songs OK maybe that was […]
Thinking back on my half century or so of life, I have noticed a general theme with regard to presidencies. They have little or no impact on my day to day life. If I were to have no knowledge of who was president and no knowledge of world events, I would have no clue that
From the Presidents Desk Read More »
Ya know, sometimes you can spend a lot of time in contemplation, only to later discover that what you were contemplating never really existed. I know, I know, this sounds like a zen riddle. The sound of one hand clapping, unheard trees dropping in the forest, why is man born to suffer and die, who
Wasted Malaise and Wasted Fights Read More »
As my 66th birthday rapidly approaches like the hot kiss at the end of a cold fist, my mind drifts back to my younger days. Aches and pains were minimal, friends and relatives were not passing faster than the bean soup I had last night, and each meeting with friends was not filled with tales
Another Year Older and Deeper in Cement Read More »
Just found out last night that “carpe diem” actually translates as “pluck the day” and not “seize the day”. It is a horticultural metaphor. Plucking the day means to harvest your day and enjoy it to the fullest, not to grab the cookie like the Cookie Monster and take a big chomp out of it.
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Why is man born to suffer and die? This question has been asked by every philosopher, preacher, pauper, player, pilgrim, and partner since the dawn of man’s ability to think such thoughts. Well, lemetellya, last night as I was sleeping off a couple of shots of bourbon that I had recently consumed, the possibility of
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After some serious cogitation, I have concluded that people of this world can’t possibly be as stupid as they are portrayed by the sources of information that are laid before me. The things I see on TV, read in the news, and see posted on the various social media platforms that I peruse therefore must
The True Creator of the Universe Speaketh Read More »
I’ve always been a person that looks for a reason for the behaviors of myself and others. Why do we do what we do on a daily basis? What’s the motivation? What’s the potential outcome? It’s probably the same process that any author or playwright goes through when they are laying out their lame ass
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Ladies and gentlemen, distinguished guests, and curious amoebas, I stand before you today with an absurd purpose, fueled by nonsensical musings and an insatiable hunger for bafflement. Prepare yourselves, for I shall embark upon a convoluted journey of perplexity, where logic is but a distant memory and coherence takes an extended vacation. In this twisted
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Do things really go wrong at the exact, most inconvenient time possible? It seems that way in my life, even though statistically, that seems improbable. Why just today, as I was getting ready to walk out the door, my son called and told me that his car stopped running. What are the odds? I was
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