What is a Douche Nozzle? It’s someone that sucks the fun and enjoyment out of every single event, activity, party, sporting event, and family get together. Everything is about what they believe to be the way things need to be in our world. From the hobbies you do and enjoy, health care, for women, women’s rights, immigrant rights, the entertainers that you like, the friends you enjoy hanging out with, and the coworkers that they worked with, they are all fodder for their derision.
The most recent kerfuffle is about the dude that is performing at the Super Bowl halftime show. They’ve sucked the fun out of that because they have decided that we should all march to the tune that is echoing in their empty little heads. What the fuck is wrong with these assholes? They’ve even said that they’re gonna send in the brown shirted douche nozzle enforcers during the most watched sporting event in America to make a show of what they think is the way we all need to think.
Jebuz H Crust, get a fucking life will ya? The whole damn world does not need to march to the self righteous fucking mariachi band that is playing on a loop in your head.
There, I feel better now.
