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My First Car

Sitting here at the car dealer getting my inspection sticker renewed on my car and my mind drifts back to my first car, a puke green 1966 Volkswagen Beetle with a moon roof. I know what you’re thinkin’ …. What? This guy is way too cool to have owned such a POS. At the time

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Double Plus Ungood

Are we all getting more stupider or is that just the impression I get from watching too much television. I look out my car window to see people driving around in their cars dumbly distracted by their iPhones. And the dumbing down of our language and vocabulary? Great God man, where have all of the

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My Hair!

As I get older, my hair has started to do funny things. Not sure what caused this disturbance in coiffurical force, but it smacks me right in the puss each morning when I look in the mirror. Perhaps it is a genetical malformation in my hair follicle ecosystem. Maybe it is because I do too

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In the beginning …

Creativity is a phenomenon whereby something new and somehow valuable is formed. The created item may be intangible or a physical object. I suspect that the process and outcome is different for every individual. That conclusion seems obvious to me, since everyone produces something unique when they create, kinda like snowflakes or signatures or fingerprints

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Sarcastic Sombitch

Sarcasm has become the primary means of making a point stand out from the herd. It used to be biting satire and witty irony, but sadly, sarcasm seems to have completely overtaken the public discourse. I am just as guilty as the rest, but as with all narcissists with fragile egos, I would like to

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