Way back in the before times, somewhere around about 1984 I found THE CAR. Now just imagine you wuz 26 in 1984 and your mind was wondering over the best possible car that was worthy of being in the presence of a superbly gifted 26 year old dude. What would that car be? For the […]
Whilst musing about why nobody ever answers the phone, I gots to thinking about why giant insects or lizard people have never stopped by for a visit or to eat us for a snack. I know, I know, many have posited that there are already lizard people here running the gubment. While that may be
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Some day, in a galaxy far far away, someone or something will discover my blog, read it, and comment something like “Holy shit, whoever wrote this fucking thing is a god damn genius! This is the most outstanding answer I have ever heard. He must have a goddamn I.Q. of 160. He is goddamn gifted”
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In the interest of the advancement of human knowledge, I give you some further recommendations from the land of psychedelic memory aids, Grass and Goodness. First on the hit parade is a vape cartridge from Fenway. Very nice packaging and the recyclable pen itself is awesome. The oil’s taste is excellent. It does not taste
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I recently had the chance to try some samples from the dispensary that I work at part time. The place is called Grass and Goodness and is located in Schenectady NY. They have a wondrous selection of flower, prerolls, and edibles. I tried out Snnozzzier Berry Incredibles as a sleep and relaxation aid. If relaxation
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Hello and welcome to the dawn of complete and utter artificial ignorance. Now don’t get me wrong, I do believe that there is a reasonable chance that AI will be a tool for good and could Make the Internet Great Again TM. However a recent thought experiment by yours truly has led me to conclude
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💣 Didju Ever Notice? The Age We’re Living In Will Definitely Kill Us 💻 ⸻ Didju ever notice that whatever “age” we’re living in is also what’s gonna wipe us off the map? I mean, really. They gave us this fancy historical branding — the Atomic Age, the Information Age, the Digital Age — and
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Today, I think that I shall not pontificate upon anything. Instead, I’ll let the King of Pontificators do his own pontificating. The Sheep and the Goats When the Son of Man comes in his glory, and all the angels with him, he will sit on his glorious throne. All the nations will be gathered before him, and
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Perusing the Bible this morning, I came across a proverb that hit me square between the eyes. You know how sometimes a verse just leaps off the page and won’t let you go? That was me with Proverbs 6:16–19: “There are six things the Lord hates, seven that are detestable to him: haughty eyes, a
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I read this article in The Atlantic the other day. About halfway through, I ran upon the following section which I think does aptly capture the gist, at least for me it did. Musk’s moral idea goes by the name longtermism, which he has called “a close match to my philosophy.” This reductio ad absurdum
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