In the interest of the advancement of human knowledge, I give you some further recommendations from the land of psychedelic memory aids, Grass and Goodness. First on the hit parade is a vape cartridge from Fenway. Very nice packaging and the recyclable pen itself is awesome. The oil’s taste is excellent. It does not taste […]
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I recently had the chance to try some samples from the dispensary that I work at part time. The place is called Grass and Goodness and is located in Schenectady NY. They have a wondrous selection of flower, prerolls, and edibles. I tried out Snnozzzier Berry Incredibles as a sleep and relaxation aid. If relaxation
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Hello and welcome to the dawn of complete and utter artificial ignorance. Now don’t get me wrong, I do believe that there is a reasonable chance that AI will be a tool for good and could Make the Internet Great Again TM. However a recent thought experiment by yours truly has led me to conclude
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💣 Didju Ever Notice? The Age We’re Living In Will Definitely Kill Us 💻 ⸻ Didju ever notice that whatever “age” we’re living in is also what’s gonna wipe us off the map? I mean, really. They gave us this fancy historical branding — the Atomic Age, the Information Age, the Digital Age — and
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Today, I think that I shall not pontificate upon anything. Instead, I’ll let the King of Pontificators do his own pontificating. The Sheep and the Goats When the Son of Man comes in his glory, and all the angels with him, he will sit on his glorious throne. All the nations will be gathered before him, and
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Perusing the Bible this morning, I came across a proverb that hit me square between the eyes. You know how sometimes a verse just leaps off the page and won’t let you go? That was me with Proverbs 6:16–19: “There are six things the Lord hates, seven that are detestable to him: haughty eyes, a
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I read this article in The Atlantic the other day. About halfway through, I ran upon the following section which I think does aptly capture the gist, at least for me it did. Musk’s moral idea goes by the name longtermism, which he has called “a close match to my philosophy.” This reductio ad absurdum
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What would it be like if puddy tats ruled the world? I can’t say for certain, but I can hazard an educated guess based on my own resident despot: Bootsy Collins, a ten-year-old tuxedo cat who, like his namesake, walks with funk but governs with iron (and fur-covered) paws. He is the template for our future
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One of my lifelong dreams—besides not forgetting why I walked into a room—is to drive the Oscar Mayer Wienermobile. Yes, that 27-foot rolling meat torpedo of joy. That iconic American sausage-shaped chariot. The Holy Grill of roadside novelty vehicles. I’ve whispered this dream to friends, family, and the occasional DMV clerk. And to my surprise, no one laughed.
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Lately, I’ve been having these odd, harmlessly dystopian thoughts. You know, the kind where you fantasize about waking up in a completely changed world. Not like a “new job, new car, new hairline” kind of changed. More like “everyone has calmed down, politics aren’t blood sport, and people at Thanksgiving actually talk to each other”
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