What is a Douche Nozzle? It’s someone that sucks the fun and enjoyment out of every single event, activity, party, sporting event, and family get together. Everything is about what they believe to be the way things need to be in our world. From the hobbies you do and enjoy, health care, for women, women’s […]
Lemme tell ya about the time I was present at the dawn of a new fad. I know, I know, this all sounds very grandiose, but hear me out … this shit really went down. It all started during a high school health class round about 1974. There I sat listening to Miss Bouvee discuss
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Thinking today about all of the losses that occur as we age, retire, and slide into our final stages of life. Transitioning from childhood into adulthood is traumatic enough. We find new friends, but we lose old ones. We might go to college, in which case we leave still more school friends and family behind,
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This just in from the folks who brought you government shutdowns, legislative obstruction, tariffs, and world chaos: “Some people that got COVID shots also got cancer.” Next up from the Department of Things That Sound Scary But Mean Absolutely Nothing: Meanwhile, back in the boring world of science and logic, researchers continue to confirm the
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In a world that often celebrates wealth, luxury, and the pursuit of prosperity, it’s worth pausing to ask a deeper question: what does it mean to be “ultra-rich,” and could such wealth exist without someone else being “ultra-poor”? This isn’t just a question of economics—it’s a philosophical reckoning. The statement “There are no ultra-rich without
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Holy shit! They removed the old white cracker in the wheel chair from the Cracker Barrel logo. As an old white cracker, I am deeply offended. 🤣
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You wanna know what serenity is like? Drive home and sit with your cat quietly on the couch after watching two grandsons for four hours while they fight over toys, squirt you with squirt guns, scream because I wouldn’t let them eat an entire bottle of gummy vitamins, continuously spew toy cars throughout the house,
Way back in the before times, somewhere around about 1984 I found THE CAR. Now just imagine you wuz 26 in 1984 and your mind was wondering over the best possible car that was worthy of being in the presence of a superbly gifted 26 year old dude. What would that car be? For the
Whilst musing about why nobody ever answers the phone, I gots to thinking about why giant insects or lizard people have never stopped by for a visit or to eat us for a snack. I know, I know, many have posited that there are already lizard people here running the gubment. While that may be
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Some day, in a galaxy far far away, someone or something will discover my blog, read it, and comment something like “Holy shit, whoever wrote this fucking thing is a god damn genius! This is the most outstanding answer I have ever heard. He must have a goddamn I.Q. of 160. He is goddamn gifted”
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