Yogi Bear claimed to be smarter than the average bear. I am not sure that the average bear is all that smart to begin with. This was just Yogi’s way of saying that he had that special street smart edge on all those that would be out to interfere with his way of life. It […]
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Coffee, that most wondrous and essential of drinks. The same bean is delivered to eager Americans in so many forms. Latte, espresso, cappuccino, Americano, macchiato, and a plain old cup o joe are just a few. I love coffee! It is paradoxically relaxing and loaded with a stimulant called caffeine. Just the word “coffee” makes
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Christmas is the only holiday that has an impact on everyone, regardless of race, creed, sex, religion, political affiliation, or dietary predisposition. You might see this as an imbecilic statement, thinking, erroneously, that it is a Christian holiday and only affects adherents to this most Americanized of religions. But you my friend would be wrong.
Blah blah blah, interspersed with short phrases that catch my attention. That is what it has all become. When did life turn from an excitement to rise and shine to this dull state. My mind often drifts back to the good old times of my youth when there was always some fresh adventure to engage
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All of my writing starts with a thought. My thoughts today involve entering a new phase of life. That new phase revolves around retirement and the lack of constructive activities as I wind my way to the ultimate resolution of life. After spending my entire life as the slave to another master, this new phase
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Let us try a little thought experiment. We’ll call it “Thought Experiment 1”, since I am feeling particular creative today. Say that you have a neighborhood kid that rakes your leaves every year and that you pay him a whopping ten clams to do an extra good job. Suppose that you get a wonderful tax
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One of my favorite foods as wee lad was canned Chef Boyardee spaghetti and meatballs. A little research reveals that Hector Boiardi founded the company in 1928. During WWII, the company was commissioned to produce army rations. After the war, the company was sold and kept right on producing this delightful product so that the
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According to the Rs, we will all soon be rolling in giant piles of gold like Scrooge McDuck. And according to the Ds, we will all soon be stuck picking cotton in the fields and scrounging through trash cans for uneaten McDonalds hamburgers. I can also assure you that if the Ds were in power,
Philosophical observation for the day So I decide to do a little research on Count Basie. I start typing in Google “Count” and the Autocomplete in Google gives me the top picks. Count Chocula Count Dracula Count Dooku Count Olaf Count your blessing Count of Monty Cristo Count Duckula Google support gives this helpful insight
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According to astronomers there are 2 trillion galaxies in the observable universe. Of course that number is just a guesstimate, since “observable” is defined by an itsy bitsy teensy weensy yellow polka dot telescope that is careening through space above us at 4.72 miles per second. Multiplying that by the number of stars in the
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