I am convinced that what the three (count em three) branches of government are going through right now is exactly what is needed. Consider if you will, the physical condition of a lard ass sitting on their sofa eating bonbons for like 50 years. The solution for said lard ass is exercise and diet. That
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I’m back baby and I’m lovin’ every minute of it As Jon Stewart is leaving The Daily Show, I feel that there is a great commentary vacuum that is desirous of being filled. It was Aristotle that first proposed the idea that the natural state of things does not lend itself to vacuous-ness (Latin: horror vacui
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I feel compelled to review my year. After seeing all of the other sad “This Year in Review” commentary, I feel that they all fall short in many ways. The most specific failure in these reviews is that there is no mention of me, hence my need to bring my narcissistic viewpoint into focus for
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I have recently noticed that there are about eleventy million articles on the web that have definitive lists of “N something somethings” that WILL “change your life in some obscure way”. For example, just this morning, ran across 19 Of The Biggest Turn-Offs In Guys’ Apartments 18 Easy And Inexpensive Desserts You Can Make With
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Often I find my brain chewing on a single thought – “What’s next?”. Deep thinking or meditating is something I occasionally engage in, but in all truth, I am more of a “doer” than a person that “think’s about doing”. In the past this has often resulted in disaster, as the mouth speaks before the
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Today I want to start down a new path. Rather than ramblings from my distant past, my intent is to be a bit more introspective. I started reading a book today called Writing Down the Bones. First couple of chapters were truly inspirational and seem to have arrived at a time in my life when
Wow, just found my old blog whilst puttering around the internet. Isn’t technology just marvy. Rereading these old posts now, I realize the the world really needs my guidance more than ever. Why this very morning, I thinks to myself, I should write a book. So immediately, I Google for how to write a book.
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So it turns out that some nincompoop that I work with “accidentally” sent an email to about 200 people in our organization comparing GW Bush to a chimp. Now don’t get me wrong, I can make fun of people’s anatomical anomalies as well as the next feller. The problem is, This guy assumes that every
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Some thoughts on greco roman wrestling, young Serbian medical students, and the general mistreatment of the ignorant masses. So, here am I at this gig in the northern frontiers of New York State. They seem to have a plethora of young folks serving tables, feverishly polishing the bar stools, and generally trying to be quite
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Many of you may be wondering what is it like being the creator. In light of this often asked and much truncated question, i wish to start today a moderate history. Often mankind has wondered when the world started, when the universe was created, how old is old, how new is new, how many times